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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Twins -----------Siri | |
| (good advice for all drunkards)
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he
looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and
asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times
before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your
pocket?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she
looks good enough, I'll go home."
Posted by: Mr. dairymilk At: 30, Mar 2003 2:59:02 AM IST
Good joke
Posted by: Ms. Chandana Ch At: 30, Mar 2003 2:14:17 AM IST
Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room,
while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations
sir, You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride.
"I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man,
"You sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he answered. "I work for
the 3M Corporation." My buddies at work will never let me live this
one down.
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around,
the nurse came back, this time she turn to the 3rd man -
who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife
had just given birth to quadruplets.
Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me! Another
coincidence?"
asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure,
he said "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy,
who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side
and after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him
whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again.
"I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers...
"I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers...
"I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers..."
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 26, Mar 2003 12:36:30 PM IST
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