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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | From Mars -----------------Siri | |
| A young couple is living on a farm. One evening a flying saucer
lands on the farm, right next to their house. Out the flying saucer
steps a young Martian couple, and they look very much like humans. The earth woman invites the Martians for dinner. They all sit down and start talking. They begin exchanging ideas and traditions, and they get to liking each other so much that they decide to switch partners for the night.
The farmer and the Martian's wife go into one of the rooms, and
the farmer's wife and the Martian man into the room. As the Martian
man takes off his pants, the farmer's wife looks down & sees that his
phallus is extremely small. "What are you gonna do with that?" she
says. "I'll show you," he says, and proceeds to twist his right ear. Suddenly his penis extends to a foot & a half.
However, it is still only as thick as a pencil. "That's pretty long," says the woman, "but it s really not very wide." The Martian then reaches up, twists his left ear, and then becomes thick as a huge sausage.
They then proceed to have sex. The next morning, the Martians take
off & the farmer and his wife are having breakfast. "So, how was it?"
asks the farmer. "It was great," says the wife, "the best sex I've ever had! How was yours?" "Well," says the farmer, "it was kinda weird.
All night long she kept playing with my ears." Ha ha
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 26, Mar 2003 12:43:19 PM IST
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