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General Forum: Education | | Sweet Morals | |
| Hm...no kidding - Management morals huh? why dosen't that surprise me?? :)
Posted by: dhara d At: 31, Mar 2003 10:10:12 PM IST
Reminds me of one I read (maybe heard) long ago:
So there is this little bird which is late in flying away south for the winter. One fine day the temperature drops and he freezes. Along comes a big animal and drops a load of sh*t on it - and guess what the warm stuff thaws the bird and it gets up and starts to sing. A cat hears the bird, digs it out and eats it.
Moral: Not all who sh*t on you are trying to bring you down, nor everyone who digs you out is helping you.
Posted by: dhara d At: 31, Mar 2003 10:04:29 PM IST
The Donkey in the Well
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided
the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just
wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a
shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized
what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he
quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and
was astonished at what he saw.
As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing. He
would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued
to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step
up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the edge
and trotted off.
The Moral:
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting
out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest
wells just by not stopping, never
giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!
Remember five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free you mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
OK, that's enough BS...
The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field and kicked
the shit out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbors farms and
kicked the shit out of them too for helping.
The REAL Moral: When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get
you.
Posted by: aditya At: 31, Mar 2003 8:43:22 PM IST
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