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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | NRIs Siri | |
| Andhraite
One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order
Tam-Brahm
One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Bombayite
One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall
Two Bombayites is a film studio
Three Bombayites is a slum
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour
Sindhi
One Sindhi is a currency racket
Two Sindhis is a papad factory
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
Marwari
One Marwari is the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:38:06 PM IST
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