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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Only for Married Men... | |
| Oh !, only married bachelors r allowed r, real time bachelors can also take part aa ?? :(
Posted by: Mr. Aditya At: 22, Apr 2003 5:14:23 AM IST
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Posted by: Mr. Rambabu Ch At: 21, Apr 2003 11:32:25 PM IST
No man is truly married
until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
~ by Unknown ~
:D:D:D:D
Posted by: Ms. ch siri At: 21, Apr 2003 8:42:02 PM IST
MBA?!!heheh
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 21, Apr 2003 2:17:16 PM IST
A man is incomplete until he gets married... then he is finished.
A woman marries a man, thinking that he will change, but he doesnt.
A man marries a woman, thinking that she wont change, but she does.
A woman worries until she gets a husband; a man never worries, until he gets a wife.
Posted by: Ms. G Sunita At: 19, Apr 2003 4:30:24 PM IST
haha... bagundi..
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 16, Apr 2003 3:54:50 PM IST
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, 'Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous...or what?'
'Not at all, Ma'am,' the manager replied. 'It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them.'
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:50:13 PM IST
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