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General Forum: Nizamabad | | A joke on a pakistani | |
| /*chi chi mana neighbouring country meeda prema chupinchali gani ela jokes vesukonte emi baguntundi.
Posted by: Mr. Sagar M At: 11, Sep 2003 0:45:26 AM IST*/
EnTi sAr , A dESa ammAyila mIda kannugAnI paDindA? Enjoy!!!
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 11, Sep 2003 11:27:48 PM IST
Now I understand why we have to win against Pakistan?
Are you jealous?
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 11, Sep 2003 10:48:19 PM IST
God must be Crazy.
Sept 11,2003 0915 hrs a 50 ton crane toppled down with load of 6 tons. A miracle escape wothout any injury. Operator pakistani. Within minutes vehicles arrived one by one including cranes officials, etc. No words like
Barbaric
If I have power
Cinema dialogues
Just hello,
pani pelo,
I am just enquiring operator how ru ? any injuries to you?
Stunned opeartor told he did not expect? only his eyes answered me.
Pakistanis around twenty people came around just to say ha No problem we are with you. No Hard words.
By 1330 hrs he team put back the toppled crane into position.
Really that's what a community expetcs.
No one is fault finding? Really great
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 11, Sep 2003 5:30:08 PM IST
God must be Crazy.
Sept 11,2003 0915 hrs a 50 ton crane toppled down with load of 6 tons. A miracle escape wothout any injury. Operator pakisani. Within minutes vehicles arrived one by one including cranes officials, etc. No words like
Barbaric
If I have power
Cinema dialogues
Jus hello,
pani pelo,
I am jus enquiring operator how ru ? any injuries to you?
Stunned opeartor told he did not expect? only his eyes answered me.
Pakisanis around wenty people came around just to say ha No problem we are with you. No Hard words.
By 1330 hrs he eam put back the oppled crane into position.
Really that's what a community expetcs.
No one is fault finding? Really great
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 11, Sep 2003 5:27:44 PM IST
Good jokes..Keep on posting
Posted by: Mrs. Saila Sarigala At: 11, Sep 2003 7:06:42 AM IST
chi chi mana neighbouring country meeda prema chupinchali gani ela jokes vesukonte emi baguntundi.
Posted by: Mr. Sagar M At: 10, Sep 2003 10:45:26 PM IST
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
- Relates the issue to Kashmir
- Asks the Chinese for Military aid
- Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer
Posted by: Mr vinay kasturi At: 17, Apr 2003 5:33:04 AM IST
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi (India) found himself needing a toilet badly. After a long search he could not find any. And eventually couldn't control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to relieve himself. Once he had just started, a police official approached him, Hey, What do you think you're doing here?
Pakistani tourist: sorry I have to "P"
Police: No PP here okay? Follow me...
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around....
Policeman: PP here.. have a nice day,
Pakistani tourist: Oh sir ... that is very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?
Policeman: No... this is Pakistani Embassy !!
Posted by: Mr vinay kasturi At: 17, Apr 2003 5:32:28 AM IST
One day a Chinese researcher comes up with a new Fighter plane.....that plane is so damn easy to fly that they plan to sell them to pakis. The chinese commander hands over 100 planes n instructs his paki counterpart on how to fly the plane :
Chinese "This is the least complez plane on earth, it has just 3 buttons" chinese "button 1 to take off, 2 to turn right n 3 to take a left turn" Pakistani is very glad and then asks "But how do we land this plane ?" "Thats not ur problem....the Indian army willk take care of that."the chinese commander replies with a smile.
Posted by: Mr vinay kasturi At: 17, Apr 2003 5:31:41 AM IST
When Musharraf completed 2 years of his rule over Pakistan, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released Of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the ISI and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Musharraf. He said:"Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"
Posted by: Mr vinay kasturi At: 17, Apr 2003 5:31:17 AM IST
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