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| Movie Names and Their Meanings
Sajan chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.
Himalaya Putra : Firmly asking for $70k
Elan-E-Jung : Asking for increment
Gupt : Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants.
Sapnay : Green card.
Sadma : Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader.
Beta : Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm.
1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in Canada, dreaming of US.
Rakhwala : Project Manager.
Mr. Bechara : Computer professional in Canada.
Zanzeer : Company bond.
Himmatwala : Breaking company bond.
Tohfa : H-4 Visa for your Wife.
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman : Once you are in US.
Chaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer.
Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam : Client, your company and you.
Shehanshah : Bill Gates.
Admi Sadak Ka : Jumping from company to company.
Dayawan : Company paying full salary in bench
Anari : Year2000 programmer.
Phool Aur Kaanten : Microsoft - IBM.
Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market.
Maharaja : Doctors who came to US in 70's
Hey-Ram : Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional's pay-check.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun : Illegal Immigrants in US
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya : After staying in US for a Year.
Pardes : India after 2 Years.
Daud : Coming to US.
Rangeela : After getting Green Card.
Bahaar Aane Tak : Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.
Desh Premee : Going back to India
Farz : Going to India every year.
Pyaasa : Longing for a Visa.
Agneepath : Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa.
Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar : After coming from consulate with a Visa.
Bud Naseeb : Not getting a Visa
Zakmee : After getting rejected twice for a Visa.
Swarg Se Sundar : on landing in US.
Ab Kya Hoga? : Applied for Green Card too late.
Jallad : INS People.
Kranti : Increase H-1 quota.
Main Khiladi Tu Anari : You and Immigration Officer.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 1:40:32 PM IST
Mari nuvventi Siri, Mouse geek va lekapothe Keyboard geek va??? (U know the difference I guess...)
Posted by: UK At: 22, Apr 2003 12:54:38 PM IST
IT Profiles of God
Brahma : Systems Installation
Vishnu : Systems Support
Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant (SAP- FICO)
Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)
Ganesh : Documentation specialist
Narada : Data Transfer
Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer
Yama : Re-Engineering Consultant
ChitraGupta : Personnel Records
Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
Devas : Y2k Programmers
Surya : Solaris adminstrator
Rakshasas : Hackers
Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist
Lakshman : Support software
Bharat: Backup
Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW
Hanuman : RS6000
Bali : Windows 98
Sugreeva : Win 95
Angadh : Win 3.1
Jambhuvan : DOS
Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects
Hastinapur : Silicon Valley
Arjun : Lead Programer (all Companies are Vying for him)
Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)
Bhima : MAIN FRAME
Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB
Shakuni : Bill Gates
Karna : Contract Programmer
Shikandi : Steve Jobbs
100 Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and Patches
Pandavas: Several clone of LINUX
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 12:14:19 PM IST
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