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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Scientific Methods to Catch Veerappan | |
| Scientific Methods to Catch Veerappan
Newton's Method: Let Veerappan catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught Veerappan.
Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of Veerappan.
Due to higher relative velocity, the Veerappan will also run faster and
will get tired soon. Now you can trap Him easily.
Schrodinger Method: At any given moment, there is a positive probability that Veerappan to be
in the Jungle. So set the sandal trap, sit down and wait.
Inverse Transformation Method: We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse
transformation with respect to Veerappan. Veerappan is in and we are out.
Thermodynamic Procedure: We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass it
except Veerappan. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
Integration Differentiation Method: Integrate the forest over the entire area. Veerappan is some where in the
result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t Veerappan to trace out
Veerappan.
The Banta's singh's Method: Don't even try. You'll get caught by Veerappan!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 1:32:36 PM IST
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