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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Favourite Lines | |
| Favourite Lines
Doctor- You will be on your feet soon
Patient-I am ok now.
Barber- I'll be with you in 5 min.
Tailor- It'll be ready tomorrow.
Player -Just missed I
Student-No doubts at all
Ladies-I am just 19
Husband-My wife always nags me.
House wife- Do i have to do everything?
Men-I am next incharge after the boss
Father-Come home, I'll get you.
Son- I want it right now
Friend-Wish you all the best
Son-I want it right now.
Guest -No thanks, I am full
Servant-I'll do it right now.
Salesman-fully guaranteed
Librarian-Silence please
Therapist-It goes away like magic.
Principal-You'll be suspended for this
Lover- You're everything to me.
Priest-Love your enemies.
Employer-No vacancy
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 1:42:05 PM IST
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