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Nuvventa kastapaddaa..10 paisa kudaa ivvanu :P :))))
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2003 4:01:50 PM IST
Something Interestig about Wives ???
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water
in the carburetor."I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the
lake."
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "
You know, I was a fool when married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
notice."
When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,
You wish you had ordered that.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never
get to prove it.
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, " Dad! I've
found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money,
a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and
then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend. "My wife found out..."
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he
wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me a million
dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 1:48:42 PM IST
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