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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | If U love someone..set her free. ... | |
| Nuvventa kastapaddaa..10 paisa kudaa ivvanu :P :))))
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2003 4:01:07 PM IST
Original Quote:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ....
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(someone))
set_her.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA Graduate:
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Finance expert:
If you love someone
Set her free, If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 2:49:31 PM IST
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