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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Ladkiyaan sunder hain .. | |
| OOper Se Ya Andar Se :P
Posted by: Mr. Raj Raj At: 22, Jun 2006 6:21:39 PM IST
:)
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 15, Apr 2006 5:51:33 PM IST
(Of Course Ladkiyaan bahuth sundar hain siri...)
Duniya haseenon ka mela, mele me ye dil akela,
Ek dosth doondthahoon mein dosthi keliye,
Ek dosth doondthahoon mein dosthi keliye,
(Really koolll song on the Planet...)
Posted by: UK At: 29, Apr 2003 6:18:15 AM IST
Tum aa gaye ho,
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno movie chalen....
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2003 8:15:19 AM IST
Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
* * *
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain
* * *
Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
* * *
Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hamey bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
* * *
Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh hamay ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhoro, ban jaao meri spouse!
* * *
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
* * *
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
* * *
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
* * *
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,create main karoonga
Tum ussey debug karna, wait main karoonga
* * *
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
* * *
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao kartain hai chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi main, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, no postman, na e-mail
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2003 8:04:36 AM IST
wah wah siri ji :)
Posted by: Mr. shyam shooter At: 22, Apr 2003 3:22:16 PM IST
Jo sudiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga
Ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain
Problem hai ki bus
Voh read only hain
Shayad mere pyar
Ko taste karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye
Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
To hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki
Is dil main aur kitne thread hain
Tumhare samne hain itne sample
Kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe
Kabhi to click karo
Roz subah hum karte hai
Itne pyar se unhe good morning
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
Jaise 0 error but 5 warning
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 3:02:39 PM IST
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga,
tu naa mili to tujhe,
Shift delete kar doonga.
Ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain,
problem hai ki bus voh read only hain.
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye
Woh samajhte hain ki dil tod diya to hum dead hain,
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain
Tumhare samne hain itne sample,
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo,
hamare pyar ke icon pe,
kabh to click karo
Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning,
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 error but 5 warning.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 3:00:27 PM IST
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