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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Gabbar Singh (re-invented) | |
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 8:09:17 AM IST
Gabbar Singh
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
"Abe ho thakur. Baahar nikal. Kaha hai wo loot-maar software jo hamne order kiya tha".
Dhaniya,an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia -
"Kya laye ho dhaniya"
Dhaniya -
"Financial Accounting software hai sarkar"
Kaalia -
"Suwar ke bacche. Ye bekar software hamare liye banaya aur woh loot - mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa rakha hai. Haraam zada."
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying
"Chillao mat kaalia. Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walo ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia-
"Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur. Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya"
Thakur -
"Nazar utha kar dekh Kaalia tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head.
He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says
"Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur.Haa haa.. inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.
Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banayi hai"
Veeru shouts
"Chup chap chala ja kaalia, ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hai"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says
"Jao kaalia gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia -
"Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software services walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"
At the GABBAR's den..
GABBAR:
"Kittnay bugs thay"?
KALIA:
"Do sarkaar"
GABBAR:
"Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye thay? Gabbar bahut khus hoga. Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobar milegi!"
[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambha]
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambha:
Chhay Sarkaar.
GABBAR:
"Session chhay aur programmer teen. Bahoot nainsaafi hai.
[logout.. logout.. logout...]
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia"?
KAALIA:
"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha sarkar"?
GABBAR:
" To aab documentation likh" !!!
[LOGOUT.....]
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 3:03:56 PM IST
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