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| Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer?
A: JUSBEER SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink
A: Jaswant (JUST-ONE) SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH.
Q: What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.
Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
A: BALD-EV SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
A: HER PAL SINGH.
Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: JOURNAL SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white
flag in his hand?
A: SURRENDER SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
A: BALAN SINGH
Q: What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
A: RELAX SINGH
Q: What do you call Singh who drinks too much?
A: Bho pinda Singh
Q: One haired Singh?
A: Iqbal Singh
Q: Electrical Engineer
A: Tara Singh
Q: ..and his brother
A: Cable Singh
Q: The famous Olympic lady runner
A: Tej Kaur
Q: What do you call a Sikh at the bar?
A: Bar-Tinder!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 3:06:16 PM IST
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