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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 12:19:23 PM IST
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho
Posted by: Miss gul sk At: 24, Apr 2003 11:59:57 AM IST
dil mei dard kabhi ankhon mei nasha
hoton mei pyaar lekin baton se kare ghussa
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 11:54:47 AM IST
:)))))
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 11:41:18 AM IST
Roses are red
My heart is sad
A smile from you
Will make me glad...
Posted by: Miss gul sk At: 24, Apr 2003 11:35:59 AM IST
YEH MERA DIL HAI, TITANIC SHIP NAHI,
EK KE LIYA JAGAH HI, HAZAROOH KE LIYA NAHI,
ISHQ MAT KAR GHALIB, ISQH HAI VO AAGH,
DIL KYA CHEEZ HAI, VOH LOHE KO BHI KARDE RAKH.
HASINO SE DIL NA GHALIB,
BOHAT PACHTAYEGA TU,
APNE BHI BICHAAD JAYENGA,
AUR AKHELA REH JAYEGA TU.
UNSE MILA TOH MEIN ASHIQ BAN GAYA,
UNSE BICHADA TO SHAYAR BAN GAYA.
TUJSE VAFAH KARNE APNO KO BHI TUKRAYEE,
APNI TO DOOR HO GAYA, AUR TU BHI HATH NA AYEE
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 10:33:06 AM IST
Dil diya to,
Jaan bhi de dena,
Magar yeh yaad rakhna,
Kisiko dhoka mat dena...
Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 10:27:13 AM IST
Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Aaj phir aaye hitchkiyaan Dil-E-Nasaad mujhe
Shayad us sokh ne bhul e se yaad kiya mujhe
Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya
Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
Teri zulf kya hai raat ka saaya hai
Sar mudaa deeya to sawera ho jayega
Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya
Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hain...
Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hain
Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn't sigh, i didn't cry
Thank God, Cow's don't fly !
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain
Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya
Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe shair nahi aata kisi aur se suno
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 10:14:04 AM IST
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai
Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 9:43:11 AM IST
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 9:41:53 AM IST
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