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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | mat samjho Siri | |
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 12:19:57 PM IST
Tera sms jab mobile pe aata nahi tha,
Mera mobile suna tha par itna nahi tha.
Email bhej kar hi main karta tha baatein,
Mobile pe incoming outgoing free nahi tha.
Mobile ne mujhe disconnected hi rakha
Jab yahoo pe tha disconnected nahi tha.
Sms send receive karne ke khel main
Mobile ka bill high hoga yeh socha nahi tha.
Suna hai band kar diya usne mobile apna,
uske mobile pe koi call karta nahi tha.
Posted by: Miss gul sk At: 24, Apr 2003 11:53:59 AM IST
Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala
Jahaan gaaye the khushiyon ke taraane,
Muqaddar dekhiye roye wahiin par
Hue masjid se Gum juute hamaare,
JahaaN se paaye the, khoye wahiin par
Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho :D
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 9:21:34 AM IST
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