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Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 28, Apr 2003 12:45:11 PM IST
A story tells that two friends were walking through
the desert. During some point of the journey they had
an argument, and one friend slapped the other
one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but
without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY
MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. They
kept on walking until they found an oasis,
where they decided to take a bath. The one who had
been slapped got stuck in the mire and started
drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered
from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE. The friend who had
slapped and saved his best friend asked him,
"After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you
write on a stone, why?"The other friend replied "When
someone hurts us we should write it down in sand!
where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But,
when someone does something good for us, we
must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase
it." LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO
CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE. They say it takes a
minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate
them, a day to love them, but then an entire life
to forget them.
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 28, Apr 2003 12:42:41 PM IST
Facts of Life!!
I get up at 6 a.m., no matter what time it is.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...
Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 12:04:28 PM IST
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