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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | !!QUIZ!! | |
| What did the lonely banana say?
I'm a"kela".
What did the green peas say?
Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
"Aaloo?"
Where do cauliflowers hang out?
In the Gobi desert.
What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
B(h)ooths
What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
Angoora
What is a vegetables favourite love song?
Love me tinda.
What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
Why do phools fall in love?
What did the fat car say?
I'm a mota car.
What did the confused egg say?
I don't unda-stand.
Where do earrings go on holiday?
Bali.
What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
Jhinga Bells.
What did the half eaten naan say?
I wish I was puri.
What did the lonely potato sing? "
Aaloo lonesome tonight? "
What language do carrots speak?
Gajar-ati.
What do you call a bald poet?
Ik-bal.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 11:30:24 AM IST
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