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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Tell me a joke! ....................Siri Siri | |
| Banta Singh, coming back from a late night movie was attacked by a thief. There was a terrific fight and Banta gave a good account for himself. But finally the thief tied him down and went through his pockets.
He found only 25 Paisa.
The exasperated robber exclaimed "What the hell.
Why were you fighting for only 25 Paisa"
Banta replied "Oh. You were only after this 25 paise is it ? I thought you were after the Rs.1,000 I have hidden in my left shoe".
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:46:16 PM IST
POPULATION EXPLOSION
Instructor giving a lecture on the population explosion:
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child."
One student, a sardar, immediately stands up and says: "She must be found and stopped, sir!"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:45:28 PM IST
Sher aur Chooha
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, "Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?"
"Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai....Nachunga Nahin? "
"Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?"
"Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!", replied chooha.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:44:57 PM IST
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The Doctor said 'It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman? 'No,' said the rabbi. 'It must have been a rabbi, since the L-rd needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.' 'Wait,' said the engineer. 'The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter chaos?' 'Yes, but who created the chaos?' asked the lawyer...
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:39:31 PM IST
A pathologist is one ,who sits on its own stool and examines others'
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:38:59 PM IST
Two Ophthalmologists don't see eye to eye
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:38:47 PM IST
Behind every successful doctor there is a frustrated wife...
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:38:35 PM IST
Yeh Computer ki duniya
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yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, long-hours ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?
yahaan ek khilona hai programer ki hasti
ye basti hai faticher bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?
har ek jism ghayal, har ek rooh pyaasi
dimaagon mein uljhan, dilon mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame badhawaasi
yeh Release agar ship ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?
jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh documents
mere saamne se hataa do yeh computer
tumhaara hi tumhi sambhaalo yeh office
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:05:06 PM IST
An Indian was coming to England from India for the first time he thought there would be no food so he packed makhi dhi roti with saag and lasi. He saw that everybody was starting to eat so he started with the saag and roti everyone asked "mmm, whats that smell?" he says "food India". Then he drinks the lasi everyone asks "mmm, whats that smell?" he says "drink India". Then he breaks out with gas and everyone says "poo, whats that smell?" he says "AIR INDIA".
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 11:58:34 AM IST
If a boat carrying Bajpai, P.V. Narasimha Rao, Deve Gowda,Sitaram Kesari, V.P.Singh,Chandrashekhar, I.K. Gujral, Mulayam Singh and Laloo Prasad Yadav capsizes midstream. Who would survive?
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THE NATION
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 11:56:13 AM IST
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