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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | bollywoodstars' answering machine Messages----Siri Siri | |
| ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE ANSWERS RECORDED AND VERIFIED BY THE WORLD FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ANSWERING MACHINE ANSWERS.
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My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
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Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
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Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Hi. Now YOU say something.
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Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
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Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
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Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
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Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
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Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you!!!!
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Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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This is not an answering machine- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 12, Nov 2004 4:46:34 AM IST
chaar ladkiyan jahan bhi mile ,wahan fijul ki batein start ho jaathi hain :p
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 4, Nov 2004 0:42:32 AM IST
abbaa...lazyyyy....i meant aame bro ki try chestaav leka pothe inlaws kaa....iddariki ante varasalu kudaradu kadaa ani...ok leave it..
hammayyaa ippatikaina aardhamayyindile sukkuu:)
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 3, Nov 2004 11:55:28 PM IST
sandy ......if the name is near to sandy like sandeep,sandiptaa likewise...we used to call them sandy by shortcut...
//bro/brothers in law??//
if not bro then brother in law???? ???
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 3, Nov 2004 11:37:18 PM IST
abbaa...theatre lo enduku undadu sukkuu...intlo undaleka theatre ki velli choosevaallamu...gateman ki 50p ichchi.... nela ticket 1 rupee
anthaku mundu 60 ps undedi nela ticket appudu half rate paavalaa ichchevaallam
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 3, Nov 2004 11:26:24 PM IST
yaa.....aa rojullo power cut undedi regular gaa.....so evening 6:00-7:30 one week and 7:00 -8:30 another week...
6:00 - 7:30 aithe ok... 7:00 - 8:30 unbearable...... so,interval ki velle vallam .....memu "half" ane vaallam
*half ki veldaamaa*
so alaa.....chaalaa cinemaalu second half first half kante ekkuva saarlu chooosaamu
and moreoverthe hall is very near to our house
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 3, Nov 2004 11:01:13 PM IST
enti rahasya sandesaalu....deenini memu khandistunnaamu
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 3, Nov 2004 10:45:47 PM IST
mera dhyaan sabpe rehta hai cuz i got da roving eyes desease */
You sounded like Aish's aunt in "HUm dil de cHUke sanam" ...vo bhi tere jaisi sab pe dhyaan rakhiti hai...:p
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 3, Nov 2004 10:01:57 PM IST
lol priyz..sabke ooper nazar hai tumhari,good ones.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Nov 2004 9:56:51 PM IST
ha ha @Priya...lotta observation eh???
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 3, Nov 2004 9:44:18 PM IST
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