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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Driving Pope | |
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 19, May 2003 1:53:20 PM IST
After getting all Pope John-Paul II's luggage loaded in the limo
(and
His Holiness doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the
Pope
is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says
the
driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "They never let me
drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what
if
something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd
never
gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in
behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after
exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating
the
limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!," pleads the worried driver,
but
the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, my God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the patrolman
approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his
motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief,"
he
says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's
stopped a
limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," said the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that; he's really important," said
the
cop.
"All the more reason."
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
"What'd ya got there, the Mayor?"
"Bigger."
"Governor?"
"Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
"I think it's God!"
"What makes you think it's God?"
"He's got the Pope driving for him!"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 4:57:17 PM IST
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