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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Don"t argue with children | |
| A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused
and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." With no hesitation, or
looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 22, May 2003 8:18:49 AM IST
heheheheh...
so funny
Posted by: Mr. shyam shooter At: 21, May 2003 8:32:38 PM IST
haha... bagundi andi... appudu aa teacher face choodali...
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 21, May 2003 10:06:52 AM IST
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little
girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl
replied, "Then you ask him".
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 21, May 2003 9:19:53 AM IST
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