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| Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. :-))))))))) lolz
Posted by: Narendra Pratap Raju At: 24, May 2003 3:59:14 PM IST
College :
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.
Pessimist :
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY.
Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the
trip.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary :
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Father :
A banker provided by nature.
Rumour :
News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Worry :
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
I.T. Engineer (ME) :
One that is paid for sending and receiving such E-mails !!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, May 2003 3:52:43 PM IST
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