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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Sardar jks sum more | |
| 1. This actually happened. My father's deputy's friend took an
answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,
but two days later disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
2. This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the
Dinosaurs and approaching he is cowering in his seat when his
friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha
hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akal hai,
pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
3. Sardarji goes to the movies and he happens to be going for
every show of the same movie for a week, when someone stops him and
asks " Kyon sardarji, itni aachi lagi kya ki roz har show ke liye
aar rahe ho?" Sardarji replies "Ek scene hai jahan ek ladki apne
sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi ek saali train saamne se
nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi heh heh!"
4. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and
he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and
asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, May 2003 3:57:43 PM IST
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