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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | jks | |
| yeh ka kar diya laloo bhaiyaa :)
nice jke siri :)
Posted by: Mr. shyam shooter At: 24, May 2003 10:15:03 PM IST
Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back
to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car.
The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go
find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages.
The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag
full of money, and a wondering look on his face.Laloo wants to know what
happened.
The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped
ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki ka hua hai, tab sara log
jama ho gaya. Humko laga ki aaj to hamra pitayee hoga. Par hum ka dekhta =
hoon
ki sara log paisa jamaa kar raha hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo
janvar ka malik ka liye hoga. Par un logan ne saara paisa hamein ko de =
diya."
Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek batawa. Tum unko ka bola tha?"
The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum
sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon."
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A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the
pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.
He stood and said,
"My name is Dan, and when I become a man,
I would like to go to Japan........
if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.
She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,
"My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady
I would like to have a baby . . .
if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the
back of the room. He stood up and said,
"My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damn about Japan
but I would like to help Suzy in her plan.....
if I can and I think I can!"
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, May 2003 4:01:35 PM IST
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