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| DO loop
Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
bhi rahega
* IF THEN ELSE
Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.
* RETURN statement
aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
* Procedure call
aaja re ab mera dil pukaara
* malloc()
Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?
* exit(), suspend
Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa
* for(;;), the infinite loop
hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
gaate rahenge hum tum...
* [remote login:]
tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do
* [ network busy ]
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...
* Two Recursive functions calling each other
muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
tum, pahle tum.....
* extern variable
hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
pyar se mila hum usike ho liye
* static/local variable
Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan
* SUBROUTINE
Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee hai......
* Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE
Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai...... sona sona ...... dil mera
sona.....
* Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION
Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara, nachega aangan mei
chamcham, nanha sa munna hamara.....
* FILE NOT FOUND
Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai kutch aisa......
* Global application
Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloon enlishtani, sar pe lal topy roosi phir
bhi dil hai hindustani......
:)) VIJAY
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 1, Sep 2003 6:27:15 PM IST
On one beautiful evening a couple went to a beach with their young child. The husband walked in to the beach in a swim suit to enjoy the swimming. The kid , seeing his father started to follow him, and then the young mother cought hold of the kid preventing him to go in to the sea.
The kid then asked his mother' Mommy! Daddy is swimming so why don't you allow me too'. Then the young mother replied' sonny! your father is insured
,but you are not!'
Posted by: Mr. jogarao pilla At: 1, Sep 2003 5:09:50 PM IST
Friends if some one can send me some good jokes ( to be told not to send ) I will greatly appreciate . Send it to me as a mail ( - : .
I tell my friend a joke every time I call and iam short of them now )-:
no offence to others Sri Iam banking on You .
Sagar
Posted by: Mr. Kumar Sagar At: 1, Sep 2003 4:52:01 PM IST
Signs You Are "Webbed Out" From Using The Web:
Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?
Your best friend is someone you've never met.
You see a beautiful sunset and you expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 1.1" on the clouds.
You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links.
You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.
You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward a flimsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You frantically search for the "Back" button.
You visit "The Really Big Button that doesn't do Anything" again and again and again.
Your dog has his own Web page.
So does your goldfish.
When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I Net dot com"
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You laugh at people with 2400 baud modems.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)
You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 28, May 2003 10:07:00 AM IST
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."
"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 28, May 2003 10:04:34 AM IST
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 28, May 2003 10:02:26 AM IST
ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 28, May 2003 10:00:27 AM IST
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
Posted by: Mrs. Ramadevi Chilveri At: 28, May 2003 9:56:32 AM IST
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