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| Sardar in Heaven
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd,February 2nd,March 2nd, etc..."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Sardarji paresan..
A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
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No assumptions, please !
At the army barracks, a highly ranked army official met a lieutenant and his six year old son. Wearing his father's badge, the boy was proudly parading up and down. The official tried to strike up a conversation with him.
"So, sergeant, how are you today?"
"I'm not a sergeant," answered the little fellow.
"Lieutenant then, just like your father?" the official asked.
But when he shook his head vehemently, the officer said, " I know. Of course. You are a general."
At this the boy looked at the other indignantly and said: "No, mister, I'm a soldier!"
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Kind Sardar
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.
He is very kind and not going for the blood shed still wanted to take revenge.
Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja (Goto sleep, O dear mosquito, goto sleep)". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
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TOP 20 PROGRAMMER
TOP 20 PROGRAMMER RESPONSES WHEN THEIR PROGRAMS DON'T WORK : 20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
And the Number 1 Programmer Response When Their Programs Don't Work
1. "I thought I fixed that."
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Ghalib ke liye ek dam fi sher.
Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda(plough) mujhe de.
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Jab tota ..
Jab tota hua dirty
tote se boli myna
jab tota hua dirty
tote se boli myna
why worry?????
surf excel hai na!
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Sardarji has a fall..
Once a Sardar falls from the 2nd floor of a building and as he hits the ground a crowd gathers around him and they ask him "Sardar ji what happened" and the Sardar says "How should I know even I just came"
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Santa 's knowledge....
A Professor once asks Santa "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Santa says humbly "No, who wrote it?"
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Santa loses money...
Man: Why are you so upset?
Santa Singh: While coming back from work today I noticed two five hundred Rupee notes on the floor of the bus. Well, I quickly reached out to pick them up. Another man had noticed them too at the same time and I had to equally share the money with him.
Man: That's alright, at least you got one five hundred note.
Santa Singh: Yes, I did. But when I got home I realised that the two notes I had found had actually fallen out of my own pocket!
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Posted by: Mr. Jaya surya varma Datla At: 4, Jun 2003 1:20:40 PM IST
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