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very good vijay, maine pyar kiya ek ladki ko gulab samajhkar uske baap ne mara mujhe tabla samajhkar

Posted by: Mr. Venkat N At: 22, Aug 2003 11:13:48 PM IST

Daaru jokes.. ---------------- Nashe se Junnon badhta hai Junoon se takat badhti hai Takat se daulat badhti hai aur daulat se izzat...... is liye izzat kamane ke liye daru peena bahut zaroori hai. mast raho masti main aag lagey basti main piyo daru sasti main

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 13, Jul 2003 4:43:35 AM IST

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par honto se to lagti hai. Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 9, Jul 2003 6:51:19 AM IST

Aisi apni Wife ho -------------------- Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho, Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho, Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho. Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho, Dinner ke time candle light ho, Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho, Milane ke baad dil delight ho, Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho", Aisi apni Wife ho. kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho aisi apni wife ho!

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 8, Jul 2003 3:44:28 PM IST

ANGDAYEE WOH LETI HAI DUM MERA NIKAL JATA HAI...... WAH!WAH!WAH!WAH! ANGDAYEE WOH LETI HAI DUM MERA NIKAL JATA HAI.......... WAH!WAH!WAH!WAH! ARE ZAALIM DEODRENT LAGAANE ME TERA KYA JAATA HAI? Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi Dharti so rahi hain, AASMAN so raha hain. DHARTI so rahi hain, AASMAN so raha hain Nonsense! Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 8, Jul 2003 5:01:04 AM IST

Few more on Computers.... Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 8, Jul 2003 5:00:13 AM IST

Software Ke Phool Guru Dutt is reborn and sets up a Software firm. He makes a film, called 'Software ke phool'. Sahir Sahab likewise revises his old song for the new venture. It goes like: yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya, yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya; yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai? yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti yeh basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai? har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi, yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai? jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modemtumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai? Vijay

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 8, Jul 2003 4:23:57 AM IST

Love and Computers roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 error but 5 warning tumhare samne hain itne sample kabhi hamein bhi pick karo hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to click karo woh samajhte hain dil todh diya to hum dead hain woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaya dil ko aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaya infy kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain problem hai ki bus voh read only hain na jaane mere pyar kee kisne lagga di sweep aaj hamne in kiya to nahin aayee woh beep kaise milega tumhara saath batado apne dil ka poora path batado jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga tu naa mili to tujhe Shift delete kar doonga!

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 8, Jul 2003 3:52:49 AM IST

Aarz Kiya hai..... Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaaloo Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitani files daaloo Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main bikte hai Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ka mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai Par bicch main tere baap ka virus aa jataa hai Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar Hamaare dil ke site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar Apne insult ka badalaa dekho kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga Aapke ke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye Do pc joodte joodte hang ho gaye Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style Aapke adaaon ki hamne save karli hai file .

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 8, Jul 2003 3:42:16 AM IST

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