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manavaraalu baammatO: baammaa nuvvu nidrapOyETappuDu kooDaa kaLLajODu peTTukuni nidrapOtaavenduku???
baamma: kalalu masakagaa kanipistaayani.
Posted by: Aruna At: 3, Jan 2006 10:42:08 AM IST
teliveina sEls mAn
amma gArU pennu koMTArA?
vaddayyA!
pOnI pen&silu, rabbaru??
akkarlEdu!
addAlu??
vaddu!!
heyir pinnulu??
akkarlEdu veLLu!
duvvennalu??
nAkEM akkarlEdu veLLavayyA bAbU!!
boTTu biLLalu??
EM akkarlEdaMTE vadalavEmayyA!! nuvvu veLLakapOtE vijilEsi pOlIsunu pilustAnu!!
pOnI vijilu koMTArA??
"---------------!!!"
Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 3, Jan 2006 10:35:19 AM IST
avunu I padyaMlO chAru anE mATamIda padyaM mottam an&vayistU pillalaki gaNapati bOdhaparustADu. Apustakam kanapaDalEdu. vetukutunnA. doraggAnE I padyAnni, gaNapati an&vayiMchavidhAnAnni pOShT chEstA.
Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 9, Dec 2005 1:42:42 PM IST
Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 8, Dec 2005 11:30:33 PM IST
"chaaru" satire kadaMDi
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 9, Dec 2005 1:21:50 PM IST
ShAlU! seTeiru chAlA bAguMdi
chilakamarti laxmInarasiMhaM gAru vrAsina hAsya navala gaNapatilO
"SrIraghurAma chArutulasIdaladhAma" anE rAmadAsu padyAniki tanadeina SeililO gaNapati pillalaku ardhaM cheputADu. adi gurtuku vachchiMdi.
Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 9, Dec 2005 0:30:33 AM IST
Laloo sent his biodata, to apply for a post in Microsoft corporation,a few days later he got this reply :
DEAR MR LALOO PRASAD
YOU DONOT MEET OUR REQUIREMENTS.PLEASE DONOT SEND ANY FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE. NO PHONE CALL SHALL BE ENTERTAINED.
THANKS
BILL GATES.
Laloo jumped with joy.He arranged a press conference and said "mujhe amercaa me naukari milgayi.Apponitment amgreji mein hai.mein angreji mein padugaa aur saath saath mein hindi mein anuvaad karumgaa"
DEAR MR LALOO PRASAD---PYARE LALOO
YOU DO NOT MEET-------AAP TO MILTE HI NAHI HO
OUR REQUIREMENT------HUM KO ZAROOORAT HAI
PLEASE DONOT SEND
ANY FURTHER
CORRESPONDENCE------AB LETTER WETTER LIKHANE
KI KAUNO ZAROORAT NAHIN
NO PHONE CALL-----PHONWA KA BHI ZAROORAT NAHI
SHALL BE ENTERTAINED--BAHUT KHATIR KI JAAYEGI
THANKS---BAHUT BAHUT DHNYAVAAD
BILL GATES---TOHAR BILVA
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 8, Dec 2005 3:26:51 PM IST
naa pEruku taggaTTu bilDap nEnu ivvaali kadaa janaalaki ?
Posted by: కతి౨ కనక maha lakshmi At: 7, Dec 2005 3:24:04 PM IST
naanee gaaru ee jOkki navvuraalEdu. alaa ani cheppakapOtE kattilaanTi jOkulu pOshTarEmO ani nijam cheppakatappalEdu.
Posted by: కతి౨ కనక maha lakshmi At: 7, Dec 2005 2:45:14 PM IST
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC
(IAS)
Examinations.
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also
he is
4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do
so
when he is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
but he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.
His
whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes
from 4
taps att ached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such
attachment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed
milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and
mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.
Also
his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well
as for
making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun.
Cow is
the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside
of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got
child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to
be
paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
great
velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard,
but
not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the
other
side. This is done to frighten away the flies.
We are informed that
the
candidate passed the exam and is now an IAS, in bihar
Posted by: Mr. bhashyakara sastry cherla At: 7, Dec 2005 1:26:28 PM IST
How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a
girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.
Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some
time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually
enjoying.
Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch
them before this happens.
Posted by: Mr. bhashyakara sastry cherla At: 7, Dec 2005 1:21:48 PM IST
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