Discussion on Society in General Forum at TeluguPeople.com

Sexual Relations

Page: 1 of 5 Next > >

Dear NTvODu, svAnubhavam akkarlEdu, padi sUktulu chadivitE chAlu .. evaDainA alAgE vAgutADu One: From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Mr Drone." "Drone ! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now." Two: A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first Married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all-different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?"Said the counsellor,"You're still getting the same Service!" Three: One woman told another: "My neighbor is always speaking ill of her husband. But look at me. My husband is Foolish, Lazy and a Coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?" Four: A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." replied the husband, "but I don't know her well enough." Five: A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares to answer her." One of his friends asked, "And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back." Six: A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out Is that you, Jim?' And that cured him." "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill." Seven: "You looked troubled," I told my friend, "What's your problem?" He replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet." Eight: Hubby: "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.why?" Wife : "When there is a problem, no matter how insurmountable, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Hubby : "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you." Wife : "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one ?' Nine: The bride was crying. "What's the matter?" asked her friend. "Well," she replied, "I didn't know until after the wedding that he had been married before and had five kids." "That must have come as a shock to you." "Yes, and my four children weren't happy either." Ten: "My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street." "Oh, that's terrible!" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions

Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 7, Jul 2003 11:01:30 AM IST

vinalEdani cheppindi kadA bannI... vALLa dESam lO vinapaDi unDadu... ippuDochchAka vinTundEmO lE.

Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 7, Jul 2003 10:05:55 AM IST

Thanks... its the song from a flop movie, directed by traditional superhit director of Telugu film industry, casting megastar & old Miss India, heroine from Bollywood, basically a Tamilian.

Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 7, Jul 2003 9:49:35 AM IST

kAmAkshamma karuNinchindammO, mInAkshamma varamichchindammO ravvala bomma navvindammO rAchanimma navvindammO ... ArArArOy

Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 7, Jul 2003 8:44:39 AM IST

nEnu kEvalam kotta peLLikUturni EDipistunnAnu... bAdha peTTAlani kAdu himA... peLLi kAbOyEvALLani ilA ATa paTTinchaTam manalO mAmUlE ani nIku telusu kadA! kAni nuvvu nochchukOvaDam nAkEmAtram nachchalEdu himA... oka vELa nochchukunTE simpul gA manninchEsEyi... o panaipOddi. bAdha peTTaTam nA uddESam enta mAtramU kAdu... saradAgA navvukovaDam kOsamE alA annAnu... adi grahistE chAlu

Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 6, Jul 2003 2:42:35 PM IST

himA, nuvvu cheppinaTlu Ayana tappakunDA cheptAru, tappadu kadA, lEkapotE nuvvUrukunTAvA, narakam chUpinchaVU ? avunu mari, nI prEmanantA nI mATallOnE pondElA chEstAvu, chEtallO kAdu :)):)) pApam amAyakuDu MAY (JUNE JULY etc also) GOD SAVE HIM

Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 4, Jul 2003 11:09:03 AM IST

Ekkada avasamledhulayndi..

Posted by: Mr. Bosu Avunoori At: 4, Jul 2003 8:21:16 AM IST

BABULU.........TALLULU...... INKA AAPANDIRA BABU.............MAA OPIKALU AYIPOTUNNAI RA DEVUDOOOIIIIII........... EVARUUU TAGGATLEDU...........EVARIKI VALLE GOPPALLU.........EEEVISHAYAM ANDARIKEEE TELUSU........... SARADAGA ...... INTERNET KI VASTE........ UNNA 10 GRAMULA BRAIN NEEEE CHEMCHA PETTI TINESTUNAARU KADARA BABU...... MEE OPIKAKI....KEVALAM HATS MAATRAME KAADU...... ANNIEEEEE OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF...

Posted by: Mr chandra murthy At: 2, Jul 2003 12:53:50 PM IST

Page: 1 of 5 Next > >