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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Consultant - variation | |
| this one really happened to us....
an IT consultant was implementing LAN for us and it was initial days....
one day we went to our LAN and found it wasnt working....after trying every machine we finally decided to call our consultant....
we went to his office and complained that the LAN wasnt working....
he opens his laptop checks somethin and says...
theres no way your LAN could be down all my check readings are perfectly alright...so your LAN is up and running.
we just had no option but to sack that consultant.
Posted by: Mr. sreeram katakam At: 8, Jul 2003 9:17:08 AM IST
Here is a variation of Mr Vijay Kumar Sanchula's very good joke:
The same consultant is driving his flash car down a remote lane when he sees a villager carrying a bag. He stops his car, winds down the window and says to the villager,
"Hello Villager, what do you have in your bag?"
"Mangoes", the villager replies.
"Well", says the consultant, "If I can guess how many mangoes are in that bag will you give them to me?"
The villager ponders his question for a short time and says: "If you can guess how many mangoes are in this bag I will give you both of them!"
The consultant reaches for his laptop, makes some calculations, turns to the villager and then says "six!".
Posted by: Dr. Laura Pinkstone At: 4, Jul 2003 4:51:01 AM IST
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