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| Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
really finished.
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his
bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some
parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he
marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my
husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend
asked.
The woman replied, "He was a multi-millionaire."
ENJJJOY. :-)
Posted by: Mr. surya At: 28, Jul 2003 6:39:03 PM IST
okappudu vundedhi vijaya gaaru.....ee madhye ila thayaryindhi ee site...
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 28, Jul 2003 4:42:23 PM IST
Am i wrong raj???
kadaa
aithe a sentence nenu back teesukuntanuu
Posted by: Ms. Mallika Reddy At: 28, Jul 2003 4:39:00 PM IST
antha kacchithangaa meerelaa cheppagalaru mallika garu...
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 28, Jul 2003 4:37:07 PM IST
Raj kachitangaa oppukuntaduandi vijaya garu.
Posted by: Ms. Mallika Reddy At: 28, Jul 2003 4:35:29 PM IST
but adhi...she is supposed to be...
alaa vuntundhi ani kaadhu.....
cheppalemu kadhaa....yevarelaa vuntaaro...
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 28, Jul 2003 4:34:14 PM IST
yendhukoppukomandi...
yedho saradhaaki antuntaamu kaani,
nijaanni yendhuku oppukonu....
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 28, Jul 2003 4:33:17 PM IST
kaaryEshu daasi
karanEshu mamtri
bhOjyEshu maataa
SayanEshu rambha
kshamahaa dharitri
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 28, Jul 2003 4:30:13 PM IST
aalayaana velasina aa dEvunireeti
illaalE ee jagatiki jeevanajyOti
patidEvuni muripinchE valapula veeNa
jeevitamE panDinchE navvula vaanaa
kashTa sukhaalalO tODu neeDagaa
tallini marapinchE illaali adaraNa
maguvEgaa magavaaniki madhura bhaavana
Posted by: KAVITHA At: 28, Jul 2003 2:26:38 PM IST
Aisi apni Wife ho
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 27, Jul 2003 0:48:32 AM IST
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