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| Brahma : Systems Installation
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| Vishnu : Systems Support
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| Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant||
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| Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)
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| Ganesh : Documentation specialist ||
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| Narada : Data Transfer
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| Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.
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| Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant
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| ChitraGupta : Personnel Records
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| Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
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| Devas : Y2k Programmers
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| Surya : Solaris adminstrator
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| Rakshasas : In house Hackers
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| Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist
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| &nb! sp; Lakshman : Support software and Backup
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| Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW
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| Hanuman : RS6000
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| Bali : Windows 98
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| Sugreeva : Win 95
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| Angadh : Win 3.1
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| Jambhuvan : DOS
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| Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects
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| Hastinapur : Silicon Valley
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| Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying
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| Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
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| Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)
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| Bhima : MAIN FRAME
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| Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB
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| Shakuni : Bill Gates
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| Karna : Contract Programmer
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| Shikandi : Steve Jobbs
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| 100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and patches.
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Posted by: Mrs. MadhaviReddy Madhu At: 2, Aug 2003 1:25:10 PM IST
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