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| Very very good jokes mr Murali k......had a good laugh.......a joke a day keeps the doctor away.....laughter is the best medecine for all tensions......keep posting
Posted by: Ms deepa v At: 19, Nov 2001 9:09:11 PM IST
Stress Reliever # 1
Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the Office. Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any
worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son : Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give my seat to a lady.
Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son : "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."
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Stress Reliever # 7
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks
but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed
to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought
this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write thank you
note to GOD, which read : Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the
money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through
Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.
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Stress Reliever # 9
A stewardess encountered a blonde sitting in the first class section with a
business class ticket. She told her she would not be able to sit in that
section and the blonde refused to move.
She said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to New York and you can't
make me move". The stewardess went to the head steward who went to the lady
and again asked her to move because she was sitting in the first class
section and didn't belong there.
Again the blonde said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm
going to New York and you can't make me move."
Finally, in exasperation they went to the pilot and explained the situation.
He replied, "Oh, I can take care of that. My wife is a
blonde. He went back and whispered to the lady and she immediately got up
and walked back to the business section.
The others were curious as to why she responded so fast to him and asked for
an explanation. The pilot said, "Oh, it was simple. I just
told her that the first class section wasn't going to New York
Posted by: Mr. prasanth N At: 19, Nov 2001 1:46:15 PM IST
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