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Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 21, Dec 2005 10:17:10 PM IST
Excellent Mr. RamKumar.. what you said exactly right...... thank you very much
Posted by: Mr. Venkateswara Rao Nuthalapati At: 28, Nov 2001 12:20:02 PM IST
You might have seen the poster, "Politics for Beginners" that goes like this...
Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism : You have two cows. You gift one to your neighbour.
Communism : You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you
milk.
Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you
milk.
Nazism : You have two cows. They take both and shoot you.
Terrorism : You have two cows. They drive away both and kill you.
Trade Unionism : You have two cows. They take one, milk the other and
throw
the milk
away.
MORAL : Dont have anything to do with cows. They only bring you
trouble.)
Now the same excellent principle is extended to...
Indian Politics
Advani-ism : You have two cows. You dont milk them; worship them.
Anna-ism : You have two cows. You donate one to MGR and the other to
Karunanidhi.
Chandra Babuism : You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to
internet
and milk them
from Hyderabad.
Fernandes-ism : You have two cows. You keep them in your house and
sleep
outside.
Gandhism : You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism : You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Jayalalithaism : You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaa..."
and
fall at your feet.
Karunanidhi-ism : You have two cows. You give one to your son and the
other
to your nephew.
Lalooism : You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed
for
them.
Mamataism : You have two cows. You dont milk them but blame CPM.
Morarji-ism : You have two cows. You drink not their milk but only
their
urine.
Rajivism : You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful
milk.
Rajnikant-ism : You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch
their
milk in your mouth.
Rajneesh-ism : You have two cows. You engage 15-20 girls to look after
them
and house them in
an ashram.
Sanjay Gandhi-ism : Others have bulls. Sterilize them by force.
Sasikala-ism : You have two cows. You buy one house in Chennai and
another
in Hyderabad to house them.
Thakrey-ism : You have two cows. You feed them only saffron flowers.
Vajpayeeism :You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your
partners
and eat cattlefeed.
Veerappanism : You have two cows. You take over a reserved forest to
feed
them.
and to Cricket...
Azharism : You have only one cow. You take money from bookies to
maintain
it.
and to International Politics...
Bush-ism : You have as many cows as you like. You preach to others not
to
have any.
Clintonism : You have two cows. But you milk your neighbours' cows.
Musharrafism : Nawaz Sharif has two cows. Take over them.
Posted by: Mr Ramkumar Cheera At: 27, Nov 2001 7:31:55 PM IST
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