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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | good one guys... | |
| If Valmiki becomes a Programmer,
Ramayan will be like
this...
LAN,LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rath. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM in which his queens took a fruit as INPUT after which they gave the OUTPUT of 4 SUN's -
RAM, LSIman, BUG-rath and SED-rughana. All 4 SUNs INHERITED the good PROPERTIES of DOS-rath. RAM, the eldest, was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL IC's. When RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta.
Twelve years passed and DOS-rath decided
2 INSTAL RAM as his sussessor. Queen CIE/CAE (Kaikeyi),who was once offered a boon by DOS-rath for a life saving HELP COMMAND in a war, insisted that her
son BUG-rath be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 441504000000 MILLI SECONDS(14 years).
Posted by: Mr Ramkumar Cheera At: 27, Nov 2001 7:21:28 PM IST
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