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General Forum: Love | | wife n husb equations | |
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Posted by: Mr Koti Reddy. Koti Reddy At: 17, Jan 2002 5:47:27 PM IST
here are some intresting quotes,
Men control the world. Women control men.
-- The woman.
I was an aethist until I realized I was the God!
-- Me
Believe in love at first time. That way you save a lot of time.
-- Not me!
I am dark and handsome. I am handsome when its dark
-- Mr Blacky!
I can give HEADACHE to ASPRIN
-- NOt me!
I love love, I love money & I love love that gives money
-- Me
The Anonymous
Posted by: Ms Samatha G At: 4, Jan 2002 9:31:41 AM IST
The section, "HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED" is the worst. I haven't heard anything as pathetic as that.
Posted by: Ms Valli IV At: 3, Jan 2002 10:59:29 PM IST
The section, "HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED" is the worst. I haven't heard anything as pathetic as that.
Posted by: Ms Valli IV At: 3, Jan 2002 10:58:55 PM IST
Its very good
Posted by: Mr. Appaji Srinivas Kosaraju At: 31, Dec 2001 3:58:45 PM IST
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
PING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until
he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her
a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
here are 2 times when a man doesn't
understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT
GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Posted by: Mr. SAMBA SIVAM VEMULA At: 27, Nov 2001 4:10:21 PM IST
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