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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Jokes !! | |
| IT companies' new names
After signs of recession and slow down in IT industry, the companies have redefined themselves as...
WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
HP: Hen Pecked
AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL: Brainwash First, and Let them go
DELL: Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster
TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India
PCL: Poor Computers Ltd
SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers
SUN: Surely Useless Novelties
CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After an Year
TUL: Troubles Un Limited
CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks
ICIM: Impossible Computers In Maintenance
BPL: Below Poverty Line
NIIT: Not Interested in IT
MBT: Monkey & Buffalo team
Posted by: Ms Madhu T At: 21, Dec 2001 8:21:56 AM IST
aman, Good jokes man..
Posted by: Mr lenin antony At: 6, Dec 2001 0:20:23 AM IST
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