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Funny Love letter
HELLO DOLLIE
I want to apply KUMKUM on your head and want to include you
in my KUTUMB and want to make you BHABHI of my borther
because I LOVE YOU my KKUSUM. The day when tum
MILLIE mujh ko, from that I cant forget you and I thought
KUCH KER DIKHANA HAI after all YEH MERI LIFE HAI and
I believe in JUST MOHOBAT.
Hope you will not start MAHABHARAT after reading it
and will reply soon as I am just saying KHUL JA SIM SIM
to your heart as KEHTA HAI DIL mera hojaye KARISHMA KA KARISHMA
aur meri kismet khul jaye.
Regards
AYUSHMAN
Adress:
BATLI WALA HOUSE NO 43,
In K-STREET PALI HILL
Which is under SAARA AKASH
Where it is? KAHIN TO HOGA
After all {lolzz}
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2006 5:06:39 PM IST
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(a)10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you cannot control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?
2) Whenever the professor cracks a joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you were afraid I may not like your voice
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I peeked to see, you hid it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, my friend and I gave you our hand to help you and you took my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you wouldn't feel like leaving my hand after grabbing it
(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for the bus and didn't get into your bus because ....
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) you just felt like introducing me to them
8) I said I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to the temple early at 6:00 a.m. because:
(a) you wanted to pray along with me
(b) you wanted to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you wanted to wish me at the temple because you are spiritual
If you have scored more than 40, then you love me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love,
Aakash
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........
Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, see them.
(a) Yes
(b) No
2) If a girl laughs and looks at anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets the lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing it or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No
4) I was showing my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Don't you understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes
(b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No
8)You have said you also like the Lotus, cauliflower and the banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to the Temple. Did you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not in love with you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you.
Reshma.
:D :D :D :D
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2006 5:04:31 PM IST
Propose Letter...
A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation, I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation examination (no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation). What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE ANSWERED :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition. You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimumqualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.
I Remain, unaffected by your affection.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2006 3:51:39 PM IST
Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to his girl friend.
Look at this ....
To,
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since
the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between
us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as
prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take
up a larger! share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be
taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!!!!
Thanking you in anticipation,
ROMEO
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2006 3:44:49 PM IST
Infosis lo jaab laa undi pre^male^kha
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 15, Apr 2006 10:33:19 PM IST
You are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and also my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (belive in the best)and you are my SANSUI (better than the best). You are my MC DOWELS (mera no 1) love LAO PALA (made for one). I belive in FRESHIA (gore pan se jyade khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most beautiful in this world. I think of you day and night. When you give me one and only smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million of smile per day) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I would like you to be my life partner. I know you are afraid about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakeable) and also my father who is CEAT (born tough). But don't worry I am also FORD ICON (the josh machine) and rest of my family members are KELVINATOR (the coolest one). If they will say no we will run and marry and PHILIPS (lets make things better). They feel MIRINDA (jor ka jatka dhire se lage) and we COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye coca cola enjoy). Trust in GOD who is always NOKIA (connecting people) those who love each other.
And we are WILLS (made for each other). We will be HERO HONDA (leading the way) of our love life. Then our life will be BOLERO (break free). Now HUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (the real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun, fast easy), PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (the real taste of India) and for me life is HOME TRADE (life means more) So never forget me. OK bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (ye dil mange more)
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 15, Apr 2006 5:24:27 PM IST
Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town
Date: Nav Do Gyarah
My Dear Anamica':
You must be surprised to receive this Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my
Pahechan' to you as Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an
Awaara', I am also your Deewana'.
I am making you a Prarthna' to enter my Zindagi' as a Priyatama'. Even
though I do not have any Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my
Dream Girl' with Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only Do Raaste' left
for me. One is to get your love by Tyag' or to go the Rangeela' way.
Wouldn't you like to be Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are Lakhon Mein Ek'? I
also hope that you will Guide' me in Bahar' as we are made for Ek Duje Ke
Liye'.
We will live in Naya Zamana' where we will have a Suhana Safar'. In this
Himalay Ki God Mein', our Bandhan' is going to tied with Preet Ki Dor'. I
hope that we will have nothing but Anand' in Ye Dillagi'.
Aren't you bored of Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this Baazigar' be your
Boy Friend' and we start Pehli Mohabbat'. This Chahat' is going to lead
to a Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for Aao Pyar Karen'.
Now, Phir Kab Miloge' as Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is
Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our Mulakat' will be An Evening in Paris'.
Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!
Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?'
Prem Pujari'
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 15, Apr 2006 5:20:11 PM IST
baagaa tavvutunnaTTunnaarE..
Posted by: Du At: 14, Apr 2006 5:18:26 PM IST
just kidding !!!!!
Posted by: Miss gattupalli anusha At: 2, Jun 2005 8:19:24 PM IST
arey... prema lekha lu rayatam old fashion .. ippudhu antha direct ga chappadam mey.. lekha pothe email lo premalekha pampitam... koncham lastest fashion...
Posted by: Miss gattupalli anusha At: 2, Jun 2005 8:18:49 PM IST
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