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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Green Card Fever | |
| Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the
side
of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
halt.The
driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban
sunglasses,
TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the
shepherd:
"If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me
one of
them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the
large
flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the
mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Webster, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a
database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot
tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech
mini-printer.
He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586
sheep
here."
The shepherd cheers, "That's correct, you can have your
sheep." The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back
of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your
profession,
will you return my animal to me?"
The young man answers, "Yes, why not?" The shepherd says,
"You are an IT
consultant."
"How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here
without
being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something
I
already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my
business... Now can I have my DOG back?"
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 9, Oct 2003 1:59:51 PM IST
When did it release BTW?...Wanna C that movie anyhw...
Posted by: UK At: 9, Oct 2003 11:10:21 AM IST
The movie is OK typz..with few hillarious dialouges..It is in english ,with very few telugu dialouges..hero's expressions r good...
Few scenes which r good ..Hero spelling his name "MURALI" and his introduction scene with Heroine..
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 9, Oct 2003 4:48:51 AM IST
Recently I saw the movie' Green Card Fever'. it is catogorised under 'Hindi Movies' I did not find many Hindi words.
It is mainly based on Telugu speaking people from AP, who stay illegally in US.
It gives a rather a different picture to outsiders to consider the following.
a) Some people staying in US are not really well settled and spend a lot of money to go there and they may never recover that.
b)If some one is staying in apartment sharing with others we can imagine their life style, Mainly if these are the people who had good money in India and well settled in India and then went to US.
c)Hence one has to be vary of any one who say that their so and so is in US. We should really take it with pinch of salt.
d)I know now why most of the people are afraid to give their address and contact phone numbers to even their freinds.
Posted by: Mr. Venkanna At: 9, Oct 2003 2:59:12 AM IST
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