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Hi,
interesting...
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether
you are qualified to be or become a manager.
Scroll down for the answer. The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant,
and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference; all the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. You must cross a river. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you
manage it?
Correct Answer:
You swim across.
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! This tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, about 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Andersen
Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
management consultants have the brains of a 4-year-old.
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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought
here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
Posted by: Ms Samatha G At: 28, Dec 2001 7:15:00 PM IST
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