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| maa ammaye aduguthu vuntundhi andharini ee question
Do you know Multiplication?
Do you know Addittion?
Do you know Division?
avarikyna thelusa
then you are MAD
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 22, Feb 2002 1:33:32 PM IST
thankyou for giving reply.edo saradhaga annanu naaku arthamyindhi lendi.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 22, Feb 2002 10:38:58 AM IST
nenevvariki poti ga raledandi. Infact mana telugupeople.com mitrulu andaru naku suparichutule.
Sometimes i post the topics as anonymous just for fun. Most of the times i use my name. Ikapothe mee zindal doubt ......i think after going to zindal
my uncle started liking all the dishes which my aunt makes . Kotthimeera juice kanna aman garu cheppina upmarava leni upma ne better anukunta!!!!!
Posted by: Ms meghana n At: 21, Feb 2002 8:30:55 PM IST
naku potiga vachchina anonymous garu,inthaki mee uncle ki zindal ki vellivachchina tharuvatha pratheedhi tastyga kani pinchindha leka food meedhe viragyama
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 20, Feb 2002 11:22:20 PM IST
aman garu...upma ku antha scene chupincharu ante nijanga meeku nacchela cheyyadam chala kastam anukunta. By the way meeru ippudu svayampakam chesukuntunnara? When i read ur upma incident i remembered my uncle who used to comment on every item my aunt made. So one fine day my aunt forced my uncle to join in zindal (prakruti vaidya shala. I heard that they serve only juices of carrot, radish, dhania etc ) ......after coming from zindal he stopped commenting on food.
Posted by: Ms meghana n At: 20, Feb 2002 8:41:05 PM IST
oho, prananiki pranam, rakthaniki raktham
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 20, Feb 2002 4:40:05 PM IST
mee upma joke bagundhi mari naa upma joke
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 20, Feb 2002 1:59:39 PM IST
upma godava enti antaremo
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 20, Feb 2002 1:30:33 PM IST
telugu site lo telugu lo chebuthanu
oka chadhuvukoni athani wife rooju upma peduthundhata tiffine ki
upma thini thini visigipoyena athanu oka roju hotelki velli manchi dosa thindhamu anukunnadata
chadhuvukoledhu kabatti hotel ki vellina tharuvatha emi cheyyalo theleeni athanu menu card meedha velitho chubinchadata
upma thechchi ichchadata
pakkana table meedha inkoka athanu dosa thintoo repeat it ani order chesadata sare repeat it ante dosa anukunna athanu marala repeat it annadata
papam marala second time kooda upma thinalsi vachchindhi
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 20, Feb 2002 1:29:24 PM IST
Accountants and Engineers on a Train :
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
Posted by: Mr. Rajasekhar Bhogi At: 6, Feb 2002 8:00:32 AM IST
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