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abbe andulovevi naaku paniki raadu. okka"A snail can sleep for three years."tappa i will try to beat..

Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 31, Jan 2004 2:02:02 PM IST

Read below u'll come to know about certain unknown facts...... Coca-Cola was originally green. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!! You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. It is impossible to lick your elbow. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A snail can sleep for three years. All polar bears are left handed. Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and'bump'. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. :))

Posted by: Mr. K N C N U At: 31, Jan 2004 1:33:26 PM IST

thank u ., and i am sure if i got any such sweet memories i will share with u., once again thank u to all of u.....

Posted by: Mr. N Srinivas K At: 23, Jan 2004 1:12:01 PM IST

wah... I think u took every one back to college days srinivas!funtastic in deed!

Posted by: Mr. jogarao pilla At: 22, Jan 2004 6:47:28 PM IST

haha one more 'Dont stand infront of my back'

Posted by: Saleem At: 22, Jan 2004 4:25:19 PM IST

bagunnayi srinivas garu. topic baagundi...college memories are sweet memories....ikkada share chesukunte baaguntundhi.

Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 22, Jan 2004 3:52:52 PM IST

go through it.................... We would have come across such Lecture goof-ups at some point in our college life... read this... I promise it will make u laugh!! "I have two daughters. Both of them are girls". "I will study my sons and marry my daughters" "Both the two of you stand up" "The scooter is under standing the tree." "Take an iron rod of any metal say copper, split it into two equal halves, heat the longer half!" If you have your eyes open, you can see. Both of you three GET OUT!! Grrr... Draw a circle round in shape. The prof was not great in English . There was a mischievous student in the class whom he had to say GET OUT.. instead he said " Follow me" and walked out of the class and then said "Now Don't follow me" and came back in to the class... Lecturer: Hello u there stand up.... student: Me madam??? Lecturer: "Not me Next to me." "Open the doors of the window and let the atmosphere come in" After seeing the principal crossing his classroom, the Lecturer said to the noisy class, " Don't make noise.. Principal just passed away" This happened in Christ College, the Principal was just walking in the corridor, sort of routine morning rounds... The Lecturer told the classroom - "Don't make galata, Father is rotating the College". We, 3-4 students, were standing outside the classroom during the break, and we didn't notice our Graphics Lecturer enter the room. After entering the classroom, he noticed us and called - "Hello, you out standing students. Come in". We went in!! By a lecturer who wanted to warn a brat sternly ended up speaking -'Hey you, don't think I am watching you...' One of our college professors - (on noticing one of the guys not paying attention) Professor: Hey you, stand up. How many your roll numbers? The guy: 39 only, Sir. "I know that u know something , But u don't know what u KNOW" 'I will repeat it again' ur first Chem. class. New lecturer : introduction. "Hello....I'm so-and-so from blah blah....." ....... Eventually, he gets to the bit about his family and goes, "I have two daughters and last year I married both of them". This is what my Prof said to me when I went to him with a doubt, "Morning morning don't rotate my head", he probably meant " subah subah dimag mat kharaab kar" While teaching probability, our Maths teacher said "There are 5 mangoes in a basket are there" What a smart-alec in my class said when this professor asked him, "Why the late??" "Sir, Bus the late" The professor's wife had given birth to a girl, his second child. He was distributing sweets when someone asked why. He said "My wife is born, the boy is a girl. I became a second father" Somebody asked for some additional internal marks and he said - "Once I have put, it is put. No more extra put" Once a student was late for the lecture .The professor asked him" Why are you late ? Say yes or no??"

Posted by: Mr. N Srinivas K At: 21, Jan 2004 4:39:49 PM IST

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