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General Forum: Love | | Marriage-Blues (Just for fun) | |
| That was hillarious (I am not married, else I would (not) have written , thats exactly true!
Shashi
Posted by: Mr Shashi Chidara At: 15, Jan 2002 4:03:51 AM IST
1.) Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2.) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
institution for the blind.
3.) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her Masters.
4.) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
5.) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other
fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
6.) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in
his sleep and found himself divorced!
7.) Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
8.) When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
9.) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
10.) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat
in Europe.
11.) After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
12.) Marriage is when man and woman become one. The trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
13.) WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light on.
14.) It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.
15). When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing - either the car or the wife is new.
Posted by: Mr. Rajasekhar Bhogi At: 15, Jan 2002 2:29:33 AM IST
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