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| Difference between Men and Women
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 22, Feb 2004 1:34:36 AM IST
define a "good husband" said the teacher,
A sweet heart .. with No brains" answered the student
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 14, Feb 2004 10:51:19 AM IST
Husband say's....
"My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her. Or something like that.."
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Feb 2004 9:39:51 AM IST
Departing guest to driver:
"I hope I wont miss the train"
Driver: No fear of that Sir, the master told me," I would instantly dismissed if I brought you back".
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 12, Feb 2004 9:20:24 AM IST
hehehe...
:D
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 12, Feb 2004 8:13:09 AM IST
Tomorrow it's yesterday
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 11, Feb 2004 8:50:31 PM IST
Tomorrow it's yesterday
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 11, Feb 2004 8:50:20 PM IST
Tomorrow it's yesterday
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 11, Feb 2004 8:49:52 PM IST
sorry...today's joke... ani post chesanu today ani post ayyindhi:(
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Feb 2004 3:48:15 PM IST
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Feb 2004 3:46:27 PM IST
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