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Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 24, Feb 2004 9:43:44 PM IST
bil klint^an amerika adhyakshunigaa unnapud^u japaan sandarsinchad^aaniki Erpaat^ulu chesaaru.
japaan pradaaniki ingleeshu raadu ainaa " meeru elaa unnaaru? anad^aaniki gaanu " how aar yoo" ani aanglamlO palakaristE baagunt^undani japaan embasilo vaaru chepparu.
alaant^i palakarinpuki samaadaanamugaa bil clint^an " nEnu baagunnaanu meeru elaa unnaaru( ayaam fain -yoo) ant^aad^u. daaniki " mee t^oo " (nEnu baagunnaanu) anamani nErpaaru.
nijangaa bil klint^anni kalavagaanE tad^abad^ina japaan pradaani " how aar yoo " anad^aaniki badulu " hoo aar yoo "
annaad^u.
alant^i praSna vini shaak tinna bil klint^an nEnu hillari anE avid^a bhartanu
annaad^u kOpangaa.
vent^anE " mee t^oo " annaad^u tanu anavalasina padaalu gurtu chEsukunt^u japaan pradaani. klint^an moham maad^ipOyindi.
Posted by: Mrs. Saila Sarigala At: 24, Feb 2004 9:41:15 PM IST
How much does it cost to get married?
"I dont know. I've been married for 30 years and I am still paying"
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 22, Feb 2004 11:59:05 AM IST
How much does it cost to get married?
"I dont know. I've been married for 30 years and I am still paying"
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 22, Feb 2004 11:59:02 AM IST
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, 'Mom, what's sex?'
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, 'Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?'
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 22, Feb 2004 0:45:27 AM IST
Don't argue with children...
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused
and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." With no hesitation, or
looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 20, Feb 2004 10:11:31 AM IST
:))chanti
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 19, Feb 2004 9:26:33 AM IST
Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Punjab, and a detective goes into the coroner's to find the causes of death.
The coroner points to the first dead man. 'This is man was a lucky guy,' he says. 'He died of shock after winning 20 lakhs in a lottery.'
He then moves on to the second smiling corpse. 'This was a good man,' the coroner says with a grin. 'He died while doing 'it' with his wife.'
Finally he moves on to the last smiling corpse. 'This is Santa Singh,' says the coroner. 'He died after being struck by lightning.'
'Well,' asks the detective, 'Why in hell was the fool smiling?'
'Oh,' says the coroner. 'He thought he was having his picture taken!'
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 19, Feb 2004 9:16:56 AM IST
The CEO of an internet startup company catches his wife in bed with another man.
'What the hell's going on??', he shouts.
'Believe or not, honey', she replies, 'I've gone public!'
:D
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 19, Feb 2004 9:13:48 AM IST
A man spoke frantically into the phone, 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!'
'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked.
'No, you idiot!' the man shouted. 'This is her husband!'
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 19, Feb 2004 8:58:02 AM IST
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