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Funny Thoughts Where did hamsters live before we put them in cages as a pet? Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone? Why do they have the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy? They have a show called "Unsolved Mysteries." What other kind of mysteries are there? Do they make coffins wider for dead fat people or is it a 1 size fits all kind of thing? If Santa lives at the North Pole... where does the Easter bunny live? Does Jell-o EVER go bad? There usually isn’t an expiration date on it? When the person who writes the obituaries dies, who writes their obituary? Why do old men have hair in their ears? Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts? If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny? Why are things typed up but written down? How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? What does OK actually mean? what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down? Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? Why do donuts have holes? Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? ..u don,t have to answer...:))..

Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 6, Mar 2004 6:32:24 AM IST
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