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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Stupid questions.. smart answers! | |
| cleen anD green anTE???
mokka penchitE green
cheTTu narikitE cleen
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Mar 2004 10:16:15 AM IST
Teacher : china doorama?chandamama doorama?
Smart student : china..endhukante chandhamama kanapaduthundhi..china kanapadadhu.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 12, Mar 2004 5:47:47 AM IST
when every human being is born with the same infra structure like any other one why every one act differently?
ans; the difference is in the structured software with infra structural defects!
Posted by: Mr. jogarao pilla At: 11, Mar 2004 1:20:35 PM IST
konTe baktuDu anTE evaru??
guDilO poojaari haarati paLLem paTTukuni"dakshiNa" ani aDugutunTE "aTu" anToo dakshiNa diSa choobinchEvaaDu.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Mar 2004 1:06:29 PM IST
Bhommi gundrangane yenduky undi?
Tirigi tirigi arigipoyindi
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 8, Mar 2004 7:51:25 PM IST
:)) @ aruna.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 8, Mar 2004 6:29:58 PM IST
:)Smart Article......
Posted by: Mrs. Saila Sarigala At: 8, Mar 2004 12:05:01 PM IST
Hahahahahahaha...
(Though heard all these many times...Pretty Funy but...)
Posted by: UK At: 8, Mar 2004 12:01:10 PM IST
1.Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 8, Mar 2004 10:11:10 AM IST
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