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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ****** Dimaag ka Dahi!!! ****** | |
| parooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kahan hein tu???
Posted by: Mr vinay kasturi At: 19, Mar 2004 11:20:23 PM IST
C/Kyon/kaiko
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 9, Mar 2004 8:32:55 PM IST
Kyon logon ka bheja fry karre tum logaa?
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 9, Mar 2004 8:32:21 PM IST
sachmuch dimaag ki watt laga dhi @ Raj_IIT.
:D
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 9, Mar 2004 6:46:21 PM IST
:)
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 9, Mar 2004 5:38:34 PM IST
4 brilliant riddles......let's see if u can answer them!!!!
1. A man is traveling in a boat with only his luggage he has no matchstick or anything which he can use to light a fire. He has cigarettes and he desperately wants to smoke them how does he do it??
2. A person is traveling in rain and he feels very cold how does he warm himself. he has no fire sticks or there is no one around??
3. A person named Pawan Kishorilal Zokhe goes to a consulate office to get visa. His application gets stamped without any questions asked.
why...??
First Think hard and then Scroll down for answers if u cannot
answer
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Answers:-
1. He throws away the luggage due to which the boat becomes lighter which he uses to light the ciggarrete.
2. The person sings...
Tip tip barsa pani pani ne aag lagayi.
He uses the aag which is thus lagofied
to warm himself
3. The name on the passport is Pawan K. Zoke..... ?????
Panchi , Nadiya , pawan ke zoke ... koi sarhad na inhe roke....
Now the 4th one :
Two students goto College Canteen and order 2 Vada-Pao's When they grab the wadapao to eat, they notice that Below there Pao was written
"Jannat". Now what would be the name of their Professor?
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)Answer: "Ishq Ki Chaao" - Jin ke Sir ho Ishq ki Chaao, Pao ke neeche
)Jannat hogi ....
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 9, Mar 2004 4:57:05 PM IST
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