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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | HOT JOKES | |
| Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.
Posted by: Miss gattupalli anusha At: 2, Jun 2005 9:21:01 PM IST
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."
Her friend replied, "Don't do anything. Just ignore it."
The first girl said, "I can't."
Her friend, "Why can't you ignore it?"
The first one says, "Because he's using my hand!"
Posted by: Mr. The Fountainhead (A.K.A Fake ID) At: 2, Jun 2005 7:20:30 PM IST
Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city (Maha Nagri)?
A: Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.
Posted by: Vijay At: 30, Jun 2004 8:03:10 AM IST
Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE!
A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable,supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart, good day,dear bra...
Why r women considered stronger than men? Ans: B'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane!
A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease his wife's pussy. Wife asks "you want sex?" "No, just to wet my finger to !turn the page!"
Lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy" Doctor "lay down, I will take it out"
Lady "No!, pls. change its battery".
Lady: "doctor, I feel very weak." Dr: "how many times do u have sex?"
Lady: "5 times, mon-fri."
Dr: "cut down wed."
Lady: "but that's the only day I m with my husband!"
A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. The lady next to him asked,
"Are they are BABIES."
The Person said, "NO, I own a condom factory & these are customers complaints!!"
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 22, Jun 2004 0:58:01 AM IST
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
Just when the clock struck 11...
and then...
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
bolo ta ra ra ra...
Posted by: Vijay At: 21, Jun 2004 8:24:19 PM IST
What is the difference between girls aged : 8, 18,28,38, 48 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
:)
Posted by: Vijay At: 21, Jun 2004 7:45:17 AM IST
husband : asks his wife.. that
'' To how many ppl u slept with ''
Wife replies : ''i slept with u only, for
others i was awake...''
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 11, Jun 2004 5:03:19 AM IST
lollllll!!!
Posted by: Mr. sundar vanka At: 10, Jun 2004 3:09:46 PM IST
lol@ajay
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 7, Apr 2004 8:20:28 AM IST
One night, the ship strikes some floating debris, and sinks without a trace. Almost everyone aboard was lost, except for the magician and the parrot. For three days and nights they just drift, with the magician clinging to one end of a piece of driftwood and the parrot perched on the other end.
As the sun rises on the morning of the fourth day, the parrot walks over to the magician's end of the log, with obvious disgust in his voice, Parrot asks "OK, you win, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"
Posted by: UK At: 7, Apr 2004 7:59:08 AM IST
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